Ring of Fire
She's red hot, suspiciously round, and absolutely nobody is talking about what she looks like. Nobody.
We're just going to come right out and say it — we see it too. We all see it. The design team saw it, the photographer saw it, and you definitely saw it the second this page loaded. And yet here we are, because it is gorgeous and it tastes even better than it looks. Whatever it looks like.
The Ring of Fire is a deep, dark, unapologetically bold chocolate experience dusted in crimson glitter because if you're going to commit to a look, you might as well commit fully. The dark chocolate base is rich, intense, and slightly bitter in all the right ways — the kind of bold that makes your eyes close involuntarily and your dignity optional.
Is it the most visually provocative ball in the shop? Absolutely. Are we proud of it? Without question. Will you eat it anyway? You already know the answer.
Light your taste buds up. Embrace the burn. Some things in life look a little questionable and taste absolutely incredible — and The Ring of Fire is proof of exactly that.
Don't ask questions. Just take the plunge.
Allergy Disclosure
Alright, listen up — because this is the part where we temporarily retire the jokes and get real with you. Not forever. Just for a minute. Maybe two.
Our balls are made with love, crafted with premium ingredients, and produced in a facility that is, shall we say, enthusiastically inclusive when it comes to allergens. Which means if you've got a complicated relationship with any of the following, we need you to pay attention:
Our products may contain or come into contact with:
🥛 Milk and dairy
🌾 Wheat and gluten
🥚 Eggs
🌰 Tree nuts
🥜 Peanuts
🫘 Soy
And other assorted ingredients that your immune system may have opinions about
Manufactured in a facility that processes all of the above. Cross-contact is possible. Cross-contact does not care about your plans for the evening.
Now here's where we get serious — and we mean it:
Food allergies are not a bit. They are not part of the brand. They are a genuine, potentially life-altering thing and we refuse to be cute about them. If you have a known food allergy or sensitivity, please contact us before ordering so we can give you the full ingredient breakdown for any product in our shop. We would rather answer a thousand questions than have one customer end up in the ER over a chocolate ball.
No dessert — no matter how indulgent, how gorgeous, or how outrageously named — is worth your health. Not even ours.
Already ordered and feeling off? Stop eating immediately, seek medical attention if needed, and then contact us. In that order. Please.
For ingredient lists, allergen specifics, or any questions about what's actually inside our balls — reach out. We're an open book. An inappropriate, unapologetically cheeky open book, but an open book nonetheless.
Eat boldly. But eat safely. We need you alive and coming back for more.
