Group Activity
What happens at the chocolate box stays at the chocolate box.
The Group Activity isn't your average one-on-one situation. Oh no. This ball showed up already deep in a very enthusiastic arrangement involving caramel, white chocolate, and milk chocolate all tangled together in one long, committed diagonal situation that somehow involves everybody and leaves absolutely nobody out.
Dark chocolate brought the base. Caramel showed up uninvited but stayed because nobody wanted it to leave. White chocolate slid in somewhere in the middle and honestly? It made everything better. Nobody asked questions. Nobody needed to. The arrangement works and everyone is having a spectacular time.
Is it complicated? A little. Is it worth it? Every single layer. Some experiences simply cannot be explained to people who weren't there — they just need to be tasted firsthand with zero judgment and an open mind.
Come hungry. Leave satisfied. What you do with the information after that is entirely your business.
Many layers. Maximum participation
Allergy Disclosure
Alright, listen up — because this is the part where we temporarily retire the jokes and get real with you. Not forever. Just for a minute. Maybe two.
Our balls are made with love, crafted with premium ingredients, and produced in a facility that is, shall we say, enthusiastically inclusive when it comes to allergens. Which means if you've got a complicated relationship with any of the following, we need you to pay attention:
Our products may contain or come into contact with:
🥛 Milk and dairy
🌾 Wheat and gluten
🥚 Eggs
🌰 Tree nuts
🥜 Peanuts
🫘 Soy
And other assorted ingredients that your immune system may have opinions about
Manufactured in a facility that processes all of the above. Cross-contact is possible. Cross-contact does not care about your plans for the evening.
Now here's where we get serious — and we mean it:
Food allergies are not a bit. They are not part of the brand. They are a genuine, potentially life-altering thing and we refuse to be cute about them. If you have a known food allergy or sensitivity, please contact us before ordering so we can give you the full ingredient breakdown for any product in our shop. We would rather answer a thousand questions than have one customer end up in the ER over a chocolate ball.
No dessert — no matter how indulgent, how gorgeous, or how outrageously named — is worth your health. Not even ours.
Already ordered and feeling off? Stop eating immediately, seek medical attention if needed, and then contact us. In that order. Please.
For ingredient lists, allergen specifics, or any questions about what's actually inside our balls — reach out. We're an open book. An inappropriate, unapologetically cheeky open book, but an open book nonetheless.
Eat boldly. But eat safely. We need you alive and coming back for more.
