Scratch & Sniff
Go ahead. You know you want to. We're not judging. Not even a little.
Remember scratch and sniff stickers? This is nothing like that. This is so much better and considerably more inappropriate and we are not sorry about any of it.
Scratch & Sniff is a plump, gloriously round milk chocolate ball that someone went absolutely feral on with a stream of cool mint blue drizzle — dragged diagonally across the top like they were signing their work and daring anyone to comment. The result looks like the world's most delicious crime scene and smells like a chocolate mint situation so good it should probably require a permit.
Go ahead and lean in. Take a moment. Nobody's watching. That rich, warm chocolate aroma hitting right alongside that cool, fresh mint is the kind of combination that does something to a person — something that's difficult to explain in polite company but extremely easy to experience alone in your kitchen at 11pm.
And the taste? Even better than the smell. The velvety milk chocolate melts slow and deep while that mint drizzle cuts through clean and cool like it owns the place — because frankly, it does. Together they deliver a one-two sensory experience that will have you going back for a second sniff before you've even finished the first bite.
We built this one for the people who appreciate all of their senses. Simultaneously. Without shame.
Sniff it. Scratch it. Devour it. Tell no one.
Allergy Disclosure
Alright, listen up — because this is the part where we temporarily retire the jokes and get real with you. Not forever. Just for a minute. Maybe two.
Our balls are made with love, crafted with premium ingredients, and produced in a facility that is, shall we say, enthusiastically inclusive when it comes to allergens. Which means if you've got a complicated relationship with any of the following, we need you to pay attention:
Our products may contain or come into contact with:
🥛 Milk and dairy
🌾 Wheat and gluten
🥚 Eggs
🌰 Tree nuts
🥜 Peanuts
🫘 Soy
And other assorted ingredients that your immune system may have opinions about
Manufactured in a facility that processes all of the above. Cross-contact is possible. Cross-contact does not care about your plans for the evening.
Now here's where we get serious — and we mean it:
Food allergies are not a bit. They are not part of the brand. They are a genuine, potentially life-altering thing and we refuse to be cute about them. If you have a known food allergy or sensitivity, please contact us before ordering so we can give you the full ingredient breakdown for any product in our shop. We would rather answer a thousand questions than have one customer end up in the ER over a chocolate ball.
No dessert — no matter how indulgent, how gorgeous, or how outrageously named — is worth your health. Not even ours.
Already ordered and feeling off? Stop eating immediately, seek medical attention if needed, and then contact us. In that order. Please.
For ingredient lists, allergen specifics, or any questions about what's actually inside our balls — reach out. We're an open book. An inappropriate, unapologetically cheeky open book, but an open book nonetheless.
Eat boldly. But eat safely. We need you alive and coming back for more.
