One Squirt Too Many
Someone got a little carried away with the drizzle. We regret nothing.
Listen. It started innocently enough. A little drizzle here. A little drizzle there. And then somewhere between artistic expression and a complete loss of self-control, this happened — and honestly, we think it's our greatest work.
One Squirt Too Many is a thick, flat, gloriously dark chocolate disc absolutely covered in chaotic orange drizzle that went completely rogue during production and nobody stopped it because frankly it was mesmerizing to watch. The result is something that looks like the inside of a Jackson Pollock fever dream and tastes like rich, velvety dark chocolate with a sweet, buttery caramel situation happening all over the top.
Is it a little messy? Yes. Is it giving unhinged? Absolutely. Does it taste like it was drizzled by someone who simply stopped caring and started living? One hundred percent.
This is the ball you order when you've had a week. When rules feel optional. When someone asks "how much is too much?" and you want to hand them this and say "figure it out."
No apologies. No restraint. Just an unreasonable amount of drizzle on a very good chocolate disc, living its best life.
Sometimes too much is exactly enough.
| Flavor | Dark Chocolate, Orange |
Allergy Disclosure
Alright, listen up — because this is the part where we temporarily retire the jokes and get real with you. Not forever. Just for a minute. Maybe two.
Our balls are made with love, crafted with premium ingredients, and produced in a facility that is, shall we say, enthusiastically inclusive when it comes to allergens. Which means if you've got a complicated relationship with any of the following, we need you to pay attention:
Our products may contain or come into contact with:
🥛 Milk and dairy
🌾 Wheat and gluten
🥚 Eggs
🌰 Tree nuts
🥜 Peanuts
🫘 Soy
And other assorted ingredients that your immune system may have opinions about
Manufactured in a facility that processes all of the above. Cross-contact is possible. Cross-contact does not care about your plans for the evening.
Now here's where we get serious — and we mean it:
Food allergies are not a bit. They are not part of the brand. They are a genuine, potentially life-altering thing and we refuse to be cute about them. If you have a known food allergy or sensitivity, please contact us before ordering so we can give you the full ingredient breakdown for any product in our shop. We would rather answer a thousand questions than have one customer end up in the ER over a chocolate ball.
No dessert — no matter how indulgent, how gorgeous, or how outrageously named — is worth your health. Not even ours.
Already ordered and feeling off? Stop eating immediately, seek medical attention if needed, and then contact us. In that order. Please.
For ingredient lists, allergen specifics, or any questions about what's actually inside our balls — reach out. We're an open book. An inappropriate, unapologetically cheeky open book, but an open book nonetheless.
Eat boldly. But eat safely. We need you alive and coming back for more.
