Available Products
Pitch Dark Bastard
Milk Me Daddy
Blonde Bombshell
Ring of Fire
Nut Cracker
Group Activity
Landing Strip
Stuff My Box
Pick your balls. Stuff your box. No judgment — just pure, handcrafted chocolate satisfaction built exactly the way you like it.
Build Your Own Box
You know what you want. You've always known. So why let someone else decide what goes in your box? With Stuff My Box, you're in control — pick your favorites, fill it to the brim, and walk away with a custom sack of pure, unapologetic indulgence tailored to your deepest chocolate cravings.
Choose from our entire lineup of sinfully smooth, handcrafted chocolate balls — from the creamy obedience of Milk Me Daddy to the spicy regret of Ring of Fire. Want to go nuts? Toss in a Nut Cruncher. Feeling adventurous? Add a Group Activity. This is your box, your rules, your filthy little chocolate fantasy come to life.
Each ball is crafted from premium chocolate so rich it should come with a safe word. Mix and match to build the perfect assortment for yourself, a gift for someone you tolerate, or a party favor that'll make grandma clutch her pearls. Whether you stuff it tight with ten or keep it casual with five, every box ships with the same Ballsy attitude baked into every bite.
So go ahead — get your hands in there, grab what feels right, and stuff that box like you mean it. Because life's too short for boring chocolate, and your box deserves better.
| Flavor | Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, White Chocolate |
| Type | Sack |
Allergy Disclosure
Alright, listen up — because this is the part where we temporarily retire the jokes and get real with you. Not forever. Just for a minute. Maybe two.
Our balls are made with love, crafted with premium ingredients, and produced in a facility that is, shall we say, enthusiastically inclusive when it comes to allergens. Which means if you've got a complicated relationship with any of the following, we need you to pay attention:
Our products may contain or come into contact with:
🥛 Milk and dairy
🌾 Wheat and gluten
🥚 Eggs
🌰 Tree nuts
🥜 Peanuts
🫘 Soy
And other assorted ingredients that your immune system may have opinions about
Manufactured in a facility that processes all of the above. Cross-contact is possible. Cross-contact does not care about your plans for the evening.
Now here's where we get serious — and we mean it:
Food allergies are not a bit. They are not part of the brand. They are a genuine, potentially life-altering thing and we refuse to be cute about them. If you have a known food allergy or sensitivity, please contact us before ordering so we can give you the full ingredient breakdown for any product in our shop. We would rather answer a thousand questions than have one customer end up in the ER over a chocolate ball.
No dessert — no matter how indulgent, how gorgeous, or how outrageously named — is worth your health. Not even ours.
Already ordered and feeling off? Stop eating immediately, seek medical attention if needed, and then contact us. In that order. Please.
For ingredient lists, allergen specifics, or any questions about what's actually inside our balls — reach out. We're an open book. An inappropriate, unapologetically cheeky open book, but an open book nonetheless.
Eat boldly. But eat safely. We need you alive and coming back for more.
Return Policy
We need to have a little talk. Pull up a chair, grab a ball, and listen closely — because we're only saying this once.
All sales are final. Every. Single. One.
Here's the thing about our balls — once they leave us, they belong to you. Body, soul, and every last creamy, crunchy, melt-on-your-tongue layer of them. There's no cooling off period. No buyer's remorse window. No "I tried it and it wasn't for me." You picked it. You bought it. You own it now. Congratulations.
We don't do returns because, let's be honest, nobody wants a used ball back. That's just science.
We don't do exchanges because changing your mind about a ball you already committed to is a character flaw we simply cannot reward.
We don't do refunds because the joy you experienced the moment you took that first bite? That's real. That happened. And you're welcome.
However — because even we have standards:
Wrong order? If we sent you the wrong ball, that's our bad and we will absolutely make it right. Reach out and we'll sort it faster than you can say "that's not the one I wanted."
Arrived damaged? Our balls are handcrafted with love and shipped with care, but sometimes life gets rough. If yours arrived looking like it lost a fight, contact us within 48 hours of delivery with a photo and we'll take care of you.
Allergic reaction? First — we hope you're okay. Second — please read our allergy disclosure before ordering next time, not after. We put it there for a reason, and that reason is you.
Outside of those exceptions, consider this your official notice: there are no do-overs in the chocolate ball business. You came, you saw, you indulged. Own it with the confidence of someone who has absolutely no regrets.
Because life is short, good chocolate is sacred, and our return policy is not.
Choose boldly. Eat shamelessly. No backsies.
